Ammo - IF you don’t know what ammo is  -  stop reading these terms  -  you're hopeless.

  BEFOYOGO - Shut up and listen the old timer is gonna tell you something important.

  CANYASHOOT - If you can’t figure out which end of the shell goes in  --  you might hear this one.

  DOGGONEMISSEDIT - This is the proper term to be used when one misses an easy shot.

  EXCUSESME - I never give excuses ???  Me ???   It is the God’s honest truth  --  with one eye on the sky to see if God is gonna strike you dead for lying.

  FELLOUTTATREE - Did you see the huge buck that came right by your stand ?  Nope, I FELL-OUT-TA-TREE and never saw a thing.

  GONNASEE - Gonna see if I hit that big buck.

  HITSDABUCK - On your first buck you may slur your words. I Hits-DA-Buck  -  I Hits-DA-Buck.  Cars or truck don’t count for the first buck.

  ISEEDABUCK - Proper Yooper term I-SEE-DA-BUCK.  If you don’t know what a YOOPER is stop reading these terms  --   your hopeless.  Hint : Second week of Deer Camp i.e. song.

  JAYWALKER - Someone cutting across your shooting lane.

  KILLEDDATREE - I missed the buck but KILLED-DA-TREE.

  LIARS - If you can’t lie with the best  --  why do you want to become a hunter ?

  MISFIRED - Great excuse why ya missed.

  NUTS - A good crop of acorns or your wife is trying to explaining your passion for deer hunting.

  OHMYGOD - Normally heard when a beginner sees a big buck.

  PLEEEZZZEEEEEEONEMORESTEP - Praying in your mind for the big buck to step out in the open.

  QUESTIONS - It may be to late to ask the game warden any questions  --  especially about using a spotlight to hunt with  --  as he is arresting you.

  ROADRAGE - Chasing a buck with your truck through the woods after hunting for two weeks without seeing a deer  --  until you were driving home.

  STILLTHERE - Often heard explaining how you forgot to load your rifle and rack in a new round. The buck was still-there until I moved the gun.

  TREESTAND & #)*!#&)#*%!^%t - Often heard when the tree stand creaked right when you were about to shoot and the trophy buck disappeared.

  YU’SGUYSSEEANYTHING -You are walking up to another group of hunters  --  hopelessly lost but, never admit it.

  VEEREDOFFCOURSE - I musta veered-off-course. Explaining why you couldn’t find your deer stand in the morning  --  or for that matter all day.

  WASHEDCLOTHES - Explaining you needed to wash your clothes  --  that is why you are all wet. Never tell the truth that you fell in the river.

  XTREMESHOT - It musta of been 400 yards  --  what an xtreme-shot.  We all know it was only 40 yards but, ya keep talking.

  YAGOOVERTHER - Get this guy away from me.  Good proper directions  --   ya-go-over-there.

  ZZTOP - A guy on top of a hill sleeping.